Wednesday 25 July 2018

Nigeria On The Match Again.. Saraki Outsmarts IGP And FG

Nigeria On The Match Again!!

Theory:

1. Saraki got a tip that he'd be arrested on stepping out today.

2. Saraki also got a hint that some opposing APC Senators were planning to impeach him & his deputy while he's in police custody.

3. Saraki decided not to sleep in his official house last night.

4. An empty Saraki convoy made its way out of his house this morning heading towards NASS.

5. The Police spends quality time blocking his empty deco convoy.

6. Saraki takes a commercial tricycle (Keke NAPEP) from his safe house to NASS wearing a pair of jeans pants, T-shirts & baseball cap.

7. Saraki changed outfits before the arrival of other Senators at NASS.

8. Saraki presides over Senate plenary overseeing Senators defection from APC to PDP.

9. Saraki reduced the ruling APC to the minority party & handed Senate majority over to the opposition PDP.

10. Saraki then adjourned Senate sittings till September 26th.

11. Saraki won the game of throne today

Who wins the next game??

👏🏻👏🏻🤓🤓
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