Friday 12 February 2021

ACHIEVEMENTS OF LATEEF JAKANDE

 *BABA LATEEF JAKANDE*

*This is What They Call Legacy Projects.*


*Lagos 1979- 1983*


*Alhaji Lateef Kayode Jakande was born in the Epetedo area of Lagos State 29 July 1929 Both parents are from Omun Aran Kwara.* 


*He was the govenor of Lagos State for 4years and 3 months before the Military Government led by Buhari treasonous act truncated the civilian  administration.*


*In just 4 year and 3 months.* 


*His government built the current Lagos State Secretariat which houses all the state ministries as well as the popular round house hitherto occupied by all subsequent governors of the state.*


*His government built the Lagos State House of Assembly complex.*


*His government built the Lagos State Television*


*His government built the Radio Lagos*


*His government built Lagos State University*


*His government established General Hospital in zones all over the state with assurance of free health care.*


*His government established Teacher Training College and the College of Education.*


*His government built low cost houses in Ijaiye, Dolphin, Oke-Afa, Ije, Abesan, Iponri, Ipaja, Abule Nla, Epe, Amuwo-Odofin, Anikantamo, Surulere, Iba, Ikorodu, Badagry, Isheri/Olowu, Orisigun etc.*


*His government established the Water Management Board and Waste Disposal Board on the 18th of August, 1980.*


*His government constructed the Adiyan Water Works to increase water supply in the state to 18.16 million litres per day.*


*His government modernized and expanded the Iju Water Works which was first commissioned in 1915. This increased daily capacity from 159 million to 204 million litres per day.*


*His government purchased and commissioned the giant car crusher equipment. The equipment was designed specifically to crush derelict vehicles in Lagos State. It had the capacity to crush 45 vehicles per day.*


*His government constructed, rehabilitated and resurfaced Epe/Ijebu-Ode Road, Oba Akran Avenue, Toyin Street, Town Planning Way, Alimosho-Idimu-Egbe Road, Idimu-Iba-LASU Road, the new secretariat road and several others.*


*His government constructed Victoria Island/Epe Road and thereby creating an ‘oil rig’ for Lagos State.*


*His government established Asphalt Plant for the Department of Public Works.*


*His government established Electricity Board for Rural Electrification with provision of street lights.*


*His government modernized, expanded and commissioned Onikan Stadium in 1982.*


*His government established a singular school system and ensured genuine free education in Lagos State and the beneficiaries of this policy are in different positions of eminence in the country and around the world.*


*His government raised the primary schools in Lagos State to 812 with 533,001 pupils (against 605 primary schools with 434,545 pupils he met in 1979) and secondary schools to 223 with 167,629 students (against 105 schools with 107,835 students in 1979).*


*His government constructed 11, 729 classrooms with the maximum of 40 children per class between March and August 1980, by 1983, he had constructed over 22,000 classrooms.* 


*In July 1983, two commercial passenger boats christened "Baba Kekere and Itafaji" to run the Mile 2 - Marina (CMS) route via the lagoons were inaugurated by his government to mark the official launch of the Lagos State ferry services.*


*His government took over the ownership and financing of Lagos State Printing Corporation in July 1980.*


*His government established the first State Traffic Management Authority (Road Marshals).*


*His government established small scale Industries Credit Scheme which preceded the EKO bank.*


*His government established LASACO Insurance.*


*His government expanded existing market and built new ones.*


*His government established Traditional Medicine Board.*


*All, within 4 years and 3 months, with limited resources, these are the type of people I celebate.*


*GOD BLESS HIM AND HIS GENERATION, AMEN!, AMEN!!,

Friday 5 February 2021

Love Letter In 1935 At D M G S Onitsha

 Love Letter Written in 1935 and currently read in the Old Boys meeting.


Dennis Memorial Grammar Sch.

Ogazi House

P. O. Box 31, 

Onitsha,

Eastern Region,

Nigeria.

16th March, 1935.


Dear Sweetie, 


Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.


Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.


Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.


Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.


Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.


By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.


Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.


I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.


Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them. 


Goodbye for now.


Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion,


S. Okonkwo (Samboozzer)

(Class 3B).