*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:*
By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa
FACULTY OF LAW
A.B.U ZARIA
1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.
*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.
2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.
3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.
*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.
4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.
*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes
5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.
*Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.
*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.
*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But Where do you belong? Yesterday or Today* 😳😳
Saturday 27 April 2019
Good Brain Test For The Above 48
This test is for the 48 years old AND above in the house. If you are above 50 you should take this test.......
Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain.
*Here we go!*
7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
W17H0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15!
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15
This is a very good example of a Brain Study: *If you can read this, your mind is still young and has no Parkinson* Congrats!
From *Dr Justin Jones* in Melbourne:
This is a *REAL Neurological screening Test*
Sit comfortably and feel calm.You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.
1. Find the letter C from below. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having AlzheimerDisease. Congratulations !!! If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an aging brain....... And its not a joke. . . . . . There is C, 6, and N in those crowdy lines. Keep healthy and wishing you all a bright day ahead...🌝🌝🌝 Please take this test. You'll be surprised how many won't be able to find it even after multiple attempts
Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain.
*Here we go!*
7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
W17H0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15!
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15
This is a very good example of a Brain Study: *If you can read this, your mind is still young and has no Parkinson* Congrats!
From *Dr Justin Jones* in Melbourne:
This is a *REAL Neurological screening Test*
Sit comfortably and feel calm.You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.
1. Find the letter C from below. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having AlzheimerDisease. Congratulations !!! If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an aging brain....... And its not a joke. . . . . . There is C, 6, and N in those crowdy lines. Keep healthy and wishing you all a bright day ahead...🌝🌝🌝 Please take this test. You'll be surprised how many won't be able to find it even after multiple attempts
Wednesday 24 April 2019
TIPS FOR LIFE
*TAKE A REST BEFORE YOU ARE LAID TO REST*
Dear All,
There is no doubt, things are tough in Nigeria today.
To enjoy a healthy living and survival, it takes dedicated efforts and the Grace of God.
Be satisfied with what you have.
Spend wisely and buy only what you really need to make you live healthily.
Avoid conflicts in any form.
Many people are angry, frustrated and ready to kill at any little provocation!.
Patience is key. Ignore and avoid trouble as much as possible and learn to say the magic words "I am sorry".
Men should please control their anger.
We know how hard it is to make ends meet these days but please, don't take it down on your family.
Let your home be a peaceful place. Don't worry, we will all smile, again, hopefully.
Women, endure with your husbands.
Don't complain.
Show love.
Be good mothers,
create fun to ease tension.
Your health should be very important, give it a priority.
Eat moderately prepared healthy diet with varieties of fruits and vegatables.
Above all, thank God that you are not hospitalized. Have you forgotten, you are one of the richest men in Nigeria today because you are healthy ??
Health is wealth !!
Nothing in life lasts for life.
Remember to live before you leave.
Don't spend your entire life making a living and forgetting to live!
There are only two ways to live - You're either living or just existing.
A balanced life is the best life.
Whoever says you're irreplaceable is lying to you.
Life is like exam questions.
If you are having a problem understanding one question, you move to the next.
Don't get stuck in one chapter of your "Book of Life"!
Winners don't quit but they surely take breaks.
Don't spend your entire life opening one door.
If it refuses to open forever, then, it means - maybe - it's not your door.
The fact that a certain aspect of your life is not working as planned doesn't mean your whole life has to be on hold.
Your time here is limited.
If you can change it, do so.
If you can't change it, stop worrying and complaining about it.
Never give the management of your life to those who cannot manage their own lives.
To be spiritually fooled is to be spiritually foolish!.
Be careful when someone who cannot hear his own voice tells you he's hearing from GOD.
Happiness is a choice, not a destiny.
Happiness is not a destination, you must travel with it.
A situation and a problem are two different things; don't mix both.
Happiness is a present tense, not a future tense.
You can delay your gratification, but your happiness should never be postponed.
Always do your best but never ever forget to take a rest.
Whoever refuses to rest will eventually be laid to rest and people will tell him to REST IN PEACE.
START LIVING ....
AND STOP EXISTING... !!
Dear All,
There is no doubt, things are tough in Nigeria today.
To enjoy a healthy living and survival, it takes dedicated efforts and the Grace of God.
Be satisfied with what you have.
Spend wisely and buy only what you really need to make you live healthily.
Avoid conflicts in any form.
Many people are angry, frustrated and ready to kill at any little provocation!.
Patience is key. Ignore and avoid trouble as much as possible and learn to say the magic words "I am sorry".
Men should please control their anger.
We know how hard it is to make ends meet these days but please, don't take it down on your family.
Let your home be a peaceful place. Don't worry, we will all smile, again, hopefully.
Women, endure with your husbands.
Don't complain.
Show love.
Be good mothers,
create fun to ease tension.
Your health should be very important, give it a priority.
Eat moderately prepared healthy diet with varieties of fruits and vegatables.
Above all, thank God that you are not hospitalized. Have you forgotten, you are one of the richest men in Nigeria today because you are healthy ??
Health is wealth !!
Nothing in life lasts for life.
Remember to live before you leave.
Don't spend your entire life making a living and forgetting to live!
There are only two ways to live - You're either living or just existing.
A balanced life is the best life.
Whoever says you're irreplaceable is lying to you.
Life is like exam questions.
If you are having a problem understanding one question, you move to the next.
Don't get stuck in one chapter of your "Book of Life"!
Winners don't quit but they surely take breaks.
Don't spend your entire life opening one door.
If it refuses to open forever, then, it means - maybe - it's not your door.
The fact that a certain aspect of your life is not working as planned doesn't mean your whole life has to be on hold.
Your time here is limited.
If you can change it, do so.
If you can't change it, stop worrying and complaining about it.
Never give the management of your life to those who cannot manage their own lives.
To be spiritually fooled is to be spiritually foolish!.
Be careful when someone who cannot hear his own voice tells you he's hearing from GOD.
Happiness is a choice, not a destiny.
Happiness is not a destination, you must travel with it.
A situation and a problem are two different things; don't mix both.
Happiness is a present tense, not a future tense.
You can delay your gratification, but your happiness should never be postponed.
Always do your best but never ever forget to take a rest.
Whoever refuses to rest will eventually be laid to rest and people will tell him to REST IN PEACE.
START LIVING ....
AND STOP EXISTING... !!
NEW ELEMENT IN CHEMISTRY DISCOVERED WOMAN SYMBOL WN
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
OCCURRENCE
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
OCCURRENCE
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Tuesday 23 April 2019
NASTY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES OF WOMEN AS THEY TURN FORTY/FIFTY
#Women after 40 #
When some women turn 40 or 50 years, something major shifts in their personality. They become bolder, more rebellious, more focused, more opinionated, and more emphatic about what they want.
Don’t be surprised when a previously obedient and submissive woman on turning 40/50 changes completely.
At this age, she may not go with the flow anymore, she may begin to question some of your instructions and even the way you behave. She will also become more outspoken and will not be afraid to speak her mind.
There is something definitely special about turning 40/50 for women.
If she has never challenged or questioned your instructions, get ready to be shocked by her boldness and confrontational attitude.
The only way to avoid a total breakdown of Peace and Harmony is to become fair, objective and reasonable in your approach to issues at home or at work.
Bear in mind that at this age, she also harbours a lot of regrets about the decisions she has made in life so far ... you may be one of them!
A woman at this age is a better Judge of character and will evaluate a man using very different parameters.
Men must start on time to prepare for this phase in the lives of their wives/partners/bosses/subordinates. What you put in is what you get!
If you have treated her fairly, then you don’t have anything to worry about. She will begin to appreciate you better if for any reason she didn’t do so in the past. On the contrary if you haven’t been nice to her, fasten your seatbelt, the ride is about to get pretty bumpy.
A Woman doesn’t forget those who hurt her, and by her actions and utterances you will know that she is out to show you that she is no longer that little girl you married !
Hard hitting post but so true 💥
When some women turn 40 or 50 years, something major shifts in their personality. They become bolder, more rebellious, more focused, more opinionated, and more emphatic about what they want.
Don’t be surprised when a previously obedient and submissive woman on turning 40/50 changes completely.
At this age, she may not go with the flow anymore, she may begin to question some of your instructions and even the way you behave. She will also become more outspoken and will not be afraid to speak her mind.
There is something definitely special about turning 40/50 for women.
If she has never challenged or questioned your instructions, get ready to be shocked by her boldness and confrontational attitude.
The only way to avoid a total breakdown of Peace and Harmony is to become fair, objective and reasonable in your approach to issues at home or at work.
Bear in mind that at this age, she also harbours a lot of regrets about the decisions she has made in life so far ... you may be one of them!
A woman at this age is a better Judge of character and will evaluate a man using very different parameters.
Men must start on time to prepare for this phase in the lives of their wives/partners/bosses/subordinates. What you put in is what you get!
If you have treated her fairly, then you don’t have anything to worry about. She will begin to appreciate you better if for any reason she didn’t do so in the past. On the contrary if you haven’t been nice to her, fasten your seatbelt, the ride is about to get pretty bumpy.
A Woman doesn’t forget those who hurt her, and by her actions and utterances you will know that she is out to show you that she is no longer that little girl you married !
Hard hitting post but so true 💥
Monday 22 April 2019
PRECAUTIONS WHEN YOU ARE VISITED BY UNWANTED GUESTS
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
The police gave us the following tips in the event the robbers manage to enter on to our premises or inside our houses. I hope they're useful to you and can help save a life.
1. Robbers typically launch their attacks from the backdoor (normally kitchen doors) because they are usually not fortified. Get good doors for your kitchen. Use crossbars at the back or "burglarproof" behind the doors inside the house. If you have keys to the burglarproof, never leave them inside the lock. Where possible, use a padlock in addition to the keys. The purpose is to make it as difficult as possible for the robbers to enter into the house and to buy you time to call somebody for help.
2. When you hear someone breaking your doors, unless you are absolutely sure your actions will prevent entry into the house, don't try to be a hero by pushing back behind the doors (they may shoot at you through the doors), or putting heavy items like freezers or furniture behind it (they get more angry and when they are able to finally enter they are more likely to be violent).
3. If you sleep without clothes or with minimal clothing, dress up as soon as you hear them. For the women especially, don't stay in your nighties or wrappers, wear trousers and an ugly top.
4. If you call someone on the phone for help, keep the phone far from you as you don't want it to be known that you've done so.
5. Look for your main power switch and plunge the building into darkness (it disorients them and may cause them to run away).
6. If you have a gun, registered or not, use it but only if you're sure you will do damage. This isn't the time for warning shots! Killing an intruder on your premises in defence of yourself and property is a legitimate legal defence. Same goes for the use of any other weapon e.g. knives.
7. When the robbers manage to enter give them whatever they want. Don't hide anything. Don't try to be a hero or to negotiate with them.
8. Don't look at them directly (or don't let them see you doing so). If you know any of them don't show any signs of recognition and don't mention the person's name. However memorise whatever features you can to help with identification and investigation.
9. When they finally leave your house do not chase after them..
10. Be your neighbour's keeper and if you hear any breaks in at their house, call the police for assistance.
11. *When robbers enter your compound, do not put on any light in your room. Put on the outside lights but keep the inside lights totally off so that the robbers do not see you*.
12. Robbers can also use your tap, pumping machines or generating sets outside to attract you by either putting it on or off as the case may be so that whenever you come to check, they will arrest you and use you to enter the house. So don't always be quick to come out when such appliances went on or off.
13. Another new method is for them to be quarrelling and arguing among themselves and you may think it is from your neighbour and you come out to check, it can be used to gain assess to the house.
Someone may need this!. Pls spread the news to family and friends
The police gave us the following tips in the event the robbers manage to enter on to our premises or inside our houses. I hope they're useful to you and can help save a life.
1. Robbers typically launch their attacks from the backdoor (normally kitchen doors) because they are usually not fortified. Get good doors for your kitchen. Use crossbars at the back or "burglarproof" behind the doors inside the house. If you have keys to the burglarproof, never leave them inside the lock. Where possible, use a padlock in addition to the keys. The purpose is to make it as difficult as possible for the robbers to enter into the house and to buy you time to call somebody for help.
2. When you hear someone breaking your doors, unless you are absolutely sure your actions will prevent entry into the house, don't try to be a hero by pushing back behind the doors (they may shoot at you through the doors), or putting heavy items like freezers or furniture behind it (they get more angry and when they are able to finally enter they are more likely to be violent).
3. If you sleep without clothes or with minimal clothing, dress up as soon as you hear them. For the women especially, don't stay in your nighties or wrappers, wear trousers and an ugly top.
4. If you call someone on the phone for help, keep the phone far from you as you don't want it to be known that you've done so.
5. Look for your main power switch and plunge the building into darkness (it disorients them and may cause them to run away).
6. If you have a gun, registered or not, use it but only if you're sure you will do damage. This isn't the time for warning shots! Killing an intruder on your premises in defence of yourself and property is a legitimate legal defence. Same goes for the use of any other weapon e.g. knives.
7. When the robbers manage to enter give them whatever they want. Don't hide anything. Don't try to be a hero or to negotiate with them.
8. Don't look at them directly (or don't let them see you doing so). If you know any of them don't show any signs of recognition and don't mention the person's name. However memorise whatever features you can to help with identification and investigation.
9. When they finally leave your house do not chase after them..
10. Be your neighbour's keeper and if you hear any breaks in at their house, call the police for assistance.
11. *When robbers enter your compound, do not put on any light in your room. Put on the outside lights but keep the inside lights totally off so that the robbers do not see you*.
12. Robbers can also use your tap, pumping machines or generating sets outside to attract you by either putting it on or off as the case may be so that whenever you come to check, they will arrest you and use you to enter the house. So don't always be quick to come out when such appliances went on or off.
13. Another new method is for them to be quarrelling and arguing among themselves and you may think it is from your neighbour and you come out to check, it can be used to gain assess to the house.
Someone may need this!. Pls spread the news to family and friends
DO NOT DIE SATISFYING THAT WOMAN
Long sex may kill you
*MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*
Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light. I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead. Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him. Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help. I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack. My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find. I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.
*SATISFYING A WOMAN*
Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn.
It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed,* and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.
It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance. *A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut short. If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage?* Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.
Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end *you may die SATISFYING A WOMAN.* Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors,*
such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?* Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the women will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage. But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities.* Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences.* So how can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her?
Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.
*Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.* Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.
*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful. Many men have died trying to satisfy women. *THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN*
*MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*
Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light. I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead. Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him. Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help. I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack. My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find. I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.
*SATISFYING A WOMAN*
Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn.
It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed,* and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.
It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance. *A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut short. If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage?* Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.
Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end *you may die SATISFYING A WOMAN.* Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors,*
such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?* Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the women will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage. But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities.* Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences.* So how can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her?
Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.
*Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.* Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.
*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful. Many men have died trying to satisfy women. *THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN*
DON'T COMPLAIN THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE
*AVOID BROKEN HOME AT ALL COST.*
Consequences of pride in a marriage could be irreversible.
If someone tells you that he/she has a perfect marriage, just know right away that he/she is a great liar.
Couples fight and fight badly for that matter, but it's the ability to revise ones stand, communicate with respect, and be honest with each other, that determines the survival of any marital relationship.
If you remove pride and arrogance in your marital relationship, the marriage is already 90% promising, stable, peaceful and can thus, stand the test of time.
Invest in your marriage through giving, talking and compromising here and there. Your business as a stakeholder should be what to do to make your home peaceful and stable for you, your spouse, and your children's enjoyment.
Stop running to 3rd parties who equally have their own challenges they are probably hiding and managing. You may end up getting nothing positive or helpful from such friends, family members, church/mosque members, and colleagues to whom you are exposing or trading what should be the secrets of your home.
Broken home is like a war. No party goes uninjured. Each party goes with an injury they nurse for the rest of their lives. That is the reality. Whichever party claims unaffected/uninjured is a chronic liar, chronic pretender, and an unrepentant soul, l mean he/she is stone hearted.
Such a person has no idea of what a good home should be. He/she is ignorant of the positive impact of unbroken relationship on the home itself, the community, the church/mosque congregation, and the society at large. No amount of success in life could compensate for failure at home.
Ensure that your home is not scattered. Repair it now before it is too late. If your home is experiencing separation now, ensure that you shed your pride and compromise to arrest it from drifting to a broken home.
Stop narrating your home affairs around to seek sympathy. Most people you have taken your story to, and are supporting you, are in their own homes, keeping their homes intact, sympathising with you, while you are already out of your own home. To be sincere with you, what you will be treated to outside your home will not be what you bargained for. Think now and go back. May God help and bless you.
In marriages, we are all managing each other and there is no perfect marriage and till death, couples must continue to manage each other. If your marriage will last, manage your spouse, there is no perfect marriage out there.
May Almighty God bless our Marriage with comfort.
Consequences of pride in a marriage could be irreversible.
If someone tells you that he/she has a perfect marriage, just know right away that he/she is a great liar.
Couples fight and fight badly for that matter, but it's the ability to revise ones stand, communicate with respect, and be honest with each other, that determines the survival of any marital relationship.
If you remove pride and arrogance in your marital relationship, the marriage is already 90% promising, stable, peaceful and can thus, stand the test of time.
Invest in your marriage through giving, talking and compromising here and there. Your business as a stakeholder should be what to do to make your home peaceful and stable for you, your spouse, and your children's enjoyment.
Stop running to 3rd parties who equally have their own challenges they are probably hiding and managing. You may end up getting nothing positive or helpful from such friends, family members, church/mosque members, and colleagues to whom you are exposing or trading what should be the secrets of your home.
Broken home is like a war. No party goes uninjured. Each party goes with an injury they nurse for the rest of their lives. That is the reality. Whichever party claims unaffected/uninjured is a chronic liar, chronic pretender, and an unrepentant soul, l mean he/she is stone hearted.
Such a person has no idea of what a good home should be. He/she is ignorant of the positive impact of unbroken relationship on the home itself, the community, the church/mosque congregation, and the society at large. No amount of success in life could compensate for failure at home.
Ensure that your home is not scattered. Repair it now before it is too late. If your home is experiencing separation now, ensure that you shed your pride and compromise to arrest it from drifting to a broken home.
Stop narrating your home affairs around to seek sympathy. Most people you have taken your story to, and are supporting you, are in their own homes, keeping their homes intact, sympathising with you, while you are already out of your own home. To be sincere with you, what you will be treated to outside your home will not be what you bargained for. Think now and go back. May God help and bless you.
In marriages, we are all managing each other and there is no perfect marriage and till death, couples must continue to manage each other. If your marriage will last, manage your spouse, there is no perfect marriage out there.
May Almighty God bless our Marriage with comfort.
Sunday 21 April 2019
NIGERIAN JAMB CANDIDATES UNABLE TO USE COMPUTER FOR THE EXAMINATION
Eniola, an invigilator in the ongoing UTME, Tweeted
Okay so I just finished invilgilating JAMB exams and all I can say is we have a very big problem that we are not aware of.
In a hall of about 250 JAMB candidates, only 10 can successfully use a computer system. The rest cannot just understand how the computer works, they are terrified at the sight of a mouse
They cannot left click, they cannot pick their answers using the mouse or the keyboard, they cannot scroll, they cannot delete when they make a mistake, they cannot locate letters on the keyboard
And JAMB has tried because the candidates have the opportunity of doing mock exams, the purpose of mock is to expose them to computers and let them know what to expect in the day of their exams.
Before they start the exam, JAMB has provided a short video for them, the video shows them how their questions will look like, how to answer questions, how to use the mouse etc but some of them will call you and insist their pictures and reg numbers are not on the videos. How???
The front page of their rough sheets also has instructions on how to use the computer. You can successfully write JAMB exam without using the keyboard, their are letters you can use and it is explicitly stated on the front page of their rough sheets but noooo They still don't understand how to go about it. One of the candidates called me and told me he wanted to submit, I looked at the screen and realised he hasn't answered any question, apparently he has been double clicking on the letters of the options, n then it highlights and he thinks he has picked the answers. He hasn't answered any questions and at that time they had just 10mins to go, now tell me, how does he want to pass the exam?
Meanwhile on the rough sheet and in the video it is clearly stated, press A if the answer is option A, press B if the answer is option B etc, press S to submit, press N for previous and so but these candidates cannot just do it
Some submit without answering any questions, a candidate left after answering about 40 questions out of 180. If the computer hibernates all they just need to do is shake the mouse some would raise it up in the air...please how?????? Some would start saying prayers in Yoruba!!!!!!
Some cannot type in their reg number, they don't know how to. At the front page of their rough sheets, JAMB explained the use of nine keys, a candidate called me to tell me he has ticked the nine keys on the rough sheet. I was like what the?????
Most cannot construct a simple sentence in English, you will start hearing ' I aff submit' , 'i aff write it', 'ezzz not press' . Some will turn it to pidgin ' I no fit do am' . My Yoruba people will say 'edakun ko te', 'mi o ri se'. Guys, it is bad.
That means students that go to private schools are in the minority cos at the end of the day over 1000 candidates did their jamb in my center and about 50 can use the computer well. The rest??? Nahhhh
I asked 1 of em and he told me they have only abacus in their school, ABACUS!!!! Some secondary schools use abacus??? He said he has never seen a computer in his life. Of cos we had this conversation in Yoruba cos we were struggling with English.
They cannot comprehend, cos if you ask them to explain the instructions at the front page of their rough sheet they cannot that means they don't understand what is written there, how then do they want to follow instructions if they can't comprehend.
Most of them struggle to communicate with you in English, they can't make the words. They just can't. And these candidates will enter universities and come out as graduates?
Honestly we are not expecting too much from public schools in Nigeria, don't buy ACs, you don't have to produce the best waec results but at the very very very least, provide Computers for God sake, Computers. How will they survive without knowing how to use computers?
How will they survive if they don't know how to effectively communicate? How will they survive if they cannot comprehend simple English? It's sad.
This experience is not just in my centre, it is a problem in ilorin centres. I do not know about other states. But in ilorin, it's a mess. It's a huge mess.
Some will fail, not because they don't know(even though they don't know, cos some easy questions were missed but It might be easy for me and difficult for them but that's not the point) but because they do not know how to use a computer. The thing is like magic to them.
I know we do GoFundMe for the health problems of people, but should we start gofundme for the educational system? We honestly cannot crowdfund our way out of our problems/incompetence/corruption in this country.
At some point, something has to be done to these public schools especially. I know most people are not aware if these problems cos we all went to 'tush' schools where we had cybe cafes in schools but this is a problem and it most be addressed.
Okay so I just finished invilgilating JAMB exams and all I can say is we have a very big problem that we are not aware of.
In a hall of about 250 JAMB candidates, only 10 can successfully use a computer system. The rest cannot just understand how the computer works, they are terrified at the sight of a mouse
They cannot left click, they cannot pick their answers using the mouse or the keyboard, they cannot scroll, they cannot delete when they make a mistake, they cannot locate letters on the keyboard
And JAMB has tried because the candidates have the opportunity of doing mock exams, the purpose of mock is to expose them to computers and let them know what to expect in the day of their exams.
Before they start the exam, JAMB has provided a short video for them, the video shows them how their questions will look like, how to answer questions, how to use the mouse etc but some of them will call you and insist their pictures and reg numbers are not on the videos. How???
The front page of their rough sheets also has instructions on how to use the computer. You can successfully write JAMB exam without using the keyboard, their are letters you can use and it is explicitly stated on the front page of their rough sheets but noooo They still don't understand how to go about it. One of the candidates called me and told me he wanted to submit, I looked at the screen and realised he hasn't answered any question, apparently he has been double clicking on the letters of the options, n then it highlights and he thinks he has picked the answers. He hasn't answered any questions and at that time they had just 10mins to go, now tell me, how does he want to pass the exam?
Meanwhile on the rough sheet and in the video it is clearly stated, press A if the answer is option A, press B if the answer is option B etc, press S to submit, press N for previous and so but these candidates cannot just do it
Some submit without answering any questions, a candidate left after answering about 40 questions out of 180. If the computer hibernates all they just need to do is shake the mouse some would raise it up in the air...please how?????? Some would start saying prayers in Yoruba!!!!!!
Some cannot type in their reg number, they don't know how to. At the front page of their rough sheets, JAMB explained the use of nine keys, a candidate called me to tell me he has ticked the nine keys on the rough sheet. I was like what the?????
Most cannot construct a simple sentence in English, you will start hearing ' I aff submit' , 'i aff write it', 'ezzz not press' . Some will turn it to pidgin ' I no fit do am' . My Yoruba people will say 'edakun ko te', 'mi o ri se'. Guys, it is bad.
That means students that go to private schools are in the minority cos at the end of the day over 1000 candidates did their jamb in my center and about 50 can use the computer well. The rest??? Nahhhh
I asked 1 of em and he told me they have only abacus in their school, ABACUS!!!! Some secondary schools use abacus??? He said he has never seen a computer in his life. Of cos we had this conversation in Yoruba cos we were struggling with English.
They cannot comprehend, cos if you ask them to explain the instructions at the front page of their rough sheet they cannot that means they don't understand what is written there, how then do they want to follow instructions if they can't comprehend.
Most of them struggle to communicate with you in English, they can't make the words. They just can't. And these candidates will enter universities and come out as graduates?
Honestly we are not expecting too much from public schools in Nigeria, don't buy ACs, you don't have to produce the best waec results but at the very very very least, provide Computers for God sake, Computers. How will they survive without knowing how to use computers?
How will they survive if they don't know how to effectively communicate? How will they survive if they cannot comprehend simple English? It's sad.
This experience is not just in my centre, it is a problem in ilorin centres. I do not know about other states. But in ilorin, it's a mess. It's a huge mess.
Some will fail, not because they don't know(even though they don't know, cos some easy questions were missed but It might be easy for me and difficult for them but that's not the point) but because they do not know how to use a computer. The thing is like magic to them.
I know we do GoFundMe for the health problems of people, but should we start gofundme for the educational system? We honestly cannot crowdfund our way out of our problems/incompetence/corruption in this country.
At some point, something has to be done to these public schools especially. I know most people are not aware if these problems cos we all went to 'tush' schools where we had cybe cafes in schools but this is a problem and it most be addressed.
Thursday 18 April 2019
NIGERIAN ROADS OFFENCES AND THEIR VARIOUS FINES
1. DANGEROUS DRIVING
Penalty: 50,000
2. VEHICLE LICENCE VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
3. USE OF PHONE WHILE DRIVING
Penalty: 4,000
4. EXCESSIVE SMOKE EMISSION
Penalty: 5,000
5. DRIVING WITHOUT SPECIFIED FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Penalty: 3,000
6. DRIVING WITHOUT SEAT BELT
Penalty: 2, 000
7. LIGHT/SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty: 2,000
8. ROAD OBSTRUCTION
Penalty: 3,000
9. ROUTE VIOLATION
Penalty: 5,000
10. DRIVING WITHOUT DRIVER’S LICENCE
Penalty: 10,000
11. FAILURE TO REPORT AN ACCIDENT
Penalty: 20,000
12. DRIVING WITHOUT OR WITH SHATTERED WINDSCREEN
Penalty: 3,000
13. WRONGFUL OVERTAKING
Penalty: 3,000
14. RIDING MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A CRASH HELMET
Penalty: 2,000
15. DRIVING A VEHICLE WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS
Penalty: 20,000
16. ROAD MARKING VIOLATION
Penalty: 5,000
17. DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE
Penalty: 3,000
18. OVERLOADING
Penalty: 5,000
19. AUTION SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
20 MEDICAL PERSONNEL OR HOSPITAL REJECTION OF ROAD ACCIDENT VICTIM
Penalty: 50,000
21. SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
22. DRIVING UNDER ALCOHOL OR DRUG INFLUENCE
Penalty: 5,000
23. VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
24. CUSTODY FEE
Penalty: N200 per day after 24 hours
25. DRIVING A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE WITHOUT PASSENGER MANIFEST
Penalty: 10,000
26. UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL OF OR TAMPERING WITH ROAD SIGNS
Penalty: 5,000
27. DO NOT MOVE VIOLATION
Penalty: 2,000
28. INADEQUATE CONSTRUCTION WARNING
Penalty: 50,000
29. DRIVING A VEHICLE WHILE UNDER 18 YEARS
Penalty: 2,000
30. CONSTRUCTION AREA SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
31. FAILURE TO MOVE OVER
Penalty: 3,000
32. FAILURE TO COVER UNSTABLE MATERIALS
Penalty: 5,000
33. ATTEMPTING TO CORRUPT MARSHAL
Penalty: 10,000
34. FAILURE TO FIX RED FLAG ON PROJECTED LOAD
Penalty: 3,000
35. ASSAULTING MARSHAL ON DUTY
Penalty: 10,000
36. OBSTRUCTING MARSHAL ON DUTY
Penalty: 2,000
37. MECHANICALLY DEFICIENT VEHICLE
Penalty: 5,000
38. FAILURE TO INSTALL SPEED LIMITING DEVICE
Penalty: 3,000
Penalty: 50,000
2. VEHICLE LICENCE VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
3. USE OF PHONE WHILE DRIVING
Penalty: 4,000
4. EXCESSIVE SMOKE EMISSION
Penalty: 5,000
5. DRIVING WITHOUT SPECIFIED FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Penalty: 3,000
6. DRIVING WITHOUT SEAT BELT
Penalty: 2, 000
7. LIGHT/SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty: 2,000
8. ROAD OBSTRUCTION
Penalty: 3,000
9. ROUTE VIOLATION
Penalty: 5,000
10. DRIVING WITHOUT DRIVER’S LICENCE
Penalty: 10,000
11. FAILURE TO REPORT AN ACCIDENT
Penalty: 20,000
12. DRIVING WITHOUT OR WITH SHATTERED WINDSCREEN
Penalty: 3,000
13. WRONGFUL OVERTAKING
Penalty: 3,000
14. RIDING MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A CRASH HELMET
Penalty: 2,000
15. DRIVING A VEHICLE WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS
Penalty: 20,000
16. ROAD MARKING VIOLATION
Penalty: 5,000
17. DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE
Penalty: 3,000
18. OVERLOADING
Penalty: 5,000
19. AUTION SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
20 MEDICAL PERSONNEL OR HOSPITAL REJECTION OF ROAD ACCIDENT VICTIM
Penalty: 50,000
21. SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
22. DRIVING UNDER ALCOHOL OR DRUG INFLUENCE
Penalty: 5,000
23. VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
24. CUSTODY FEE
Penalty: N200 per day after 24 hours
25. DRIVING A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE WITHOUT PASSENGER MANIFEST
Penalty: 10,000
26. UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL OF OR TAMPERING WITH ROAD SIGNS
Penalty: 5,000
27. DO NOT MOVE VIOLATION
Penalty: 2,000
28. INADEQUATE CONSTRUCTION WARNING
Penalty: 50,000
29. DRIVING A VEHICLE WHILE UNDER 18 YEARS
Penalty: 2,000
30. CONSTRUCTION AREA SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty: 3,000
31. FAILURE TO MOVE OVER
Penalty: 3,000
32. FAILURE TO COVER UNSTABLE MATERIALS
Penalty: 5,000
33. ATTEMPTING TO CORRUPT MARSHAL
Penalty: 10,000
34. FAILURE TO FIX RED FLAG ON PROJECTED LOAD
Penalty: 3,000
35. ASSAULTING MARSHAL ON DUTY
Penalty: 10,000
36. OBSTRUCTING MARSHAL ON DUTY
Penalty: 2,000
37. MECHANICALLY DEFICIENT VEHICLE
Penalty: 5,000
38. FAILURE TO INSTALL SPEED LIMITING DEVICE
Penalty: 3,000
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